The desperate factor, after trying everything, calls the vet.
\nThese, arrived on the spot, visit the animal and tell the farmer:<\/p>\n
“Such cases are serious; the only thing to do is try for a couple of days to give him these pills: if he does not react, it will be necessary to bring him down.”<\/p>\n
The pig has heard everything and runs from the horse: “Get up, get up, otherwise throw badly !!!” But the horse does not react and turns its head to the side.<\/p>\n
On the second day the vet returns and administers the pills again, then tells the farmer:<\/p>\n
“He doesn’t react: we wait a little longer But I don’t think there is anything to do.”<\/p>\n
The pig has heard everything and still runs from the horse: “You must ABSOLUTELY react: look what else is trouble !!!”. But the horse nothing.<\/p>\n
On the third day, the veterinarian verifies the absence of progress and, turning to the factor: “Give me the rifle: it’s time to shoot down that poor beast.”<\/p>\n
The pig runs desperately from the horse: “You must react, it is the last chance, please, they are going to kill you !!!” The horse then rises abruptly and begins to run, jump over obstacles and hint at dance steps.<\/p>\n
The factor is very happy and addressed to the vet he says: “Thank you !!! You are a wonderful doctor, he did a miracle! We absolutely have to have a big party: up, soon, kill the pig !!!”
\nZen morals: ALWAYS MAKE YOUR FACTS<\/p>\n
Un cheval d\u00e9prim\u00e9 se couche et ne veut plus apprendre \u00e0 se lever<\/strong><\/p>\n Le facteur d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9, apr\u00e8s avoir tout essay\u00e9, appelle le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire. “De tels cas sont s\u00e9rieux; la seule chose \u00e0 faire est d’essayer pendant quelques jours de lui donner ces pilules: s’il ne r\u00e9agit pas, il sera n\u00e9cessaire de le faire tomber.”<\/p>\n Le cochon a tout entendu et sort du cheval: “L\u00e8ve-toi, l\u00e8ve-toi, sinon jette mal !!!” Mais le cheval ne r\u00e9agit pas et tourne la t\u00eate sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9.<\/p>\n Le deuxi\u00e8me jour, le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire revient et administre \u00e0 nouveau les pilules, puis dit \u00e0 l’agriculteur:<\/p>\n “Il ne r\u00e9agit pas: on attend un peu plus longtemps, mais je ne pense pas qu’il y ait quoi que ce soit \u00e0 faire.”<\/p>\n Le cochon a tout entendu et continue \u00e0 courir depuis le cheval: “Vous devez ABSOLUMENT r\u00e9agir: regardez ce qui ne va pas !!!”. Mais le cheval rien.<\/p>\n Le troisi\u00e8me jour, le v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire v\u00e9rifie l’absence de progr\u00e8s et se tourne vers le facteur: “Donnez-moi le fusil: il est temps d’abattre cette pauvre b\u00eate.”<\/p>\n Le cochon fuit d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment du cheval: “Tu dois r\u00e9agir, c’est la derni\u00e8re chance, s’il te pla\u00eet, ils vont te tuer !!!” Le cheval se l\u00e8ve alors brusquement et commence \u00e0 courir, \u00e0 sauter par-dessus les obstacles et \u00e0 sugg\u00e9rer des pas de danse.<\/p>\n Le facteur est tr\u00e8s heureux et s’adresse au v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaire, il dit: “Merci !!! Vous \u00eates un m\u00e9decin merveilleux, il a fait un miracle! Nous devons absolument organiser une grande f\u00eate: bient\u00f4t, tuez le cochon !!!” Um cavalo deprimido se deita e n\u00e3o quer mais aprender a se levantar<\/strong><\/p>\n O fator desesperado, depois de tentar tudo, chama o veterin\u00e1rio. “Tais casos s\u00e3o s\u00e9rios; a \u00fanica coisa a fazer \u00e9 tentar por alguns dias dar-lhe as p\u00edlulas: se ele n\u00e3o reagir, ser\u00e1 necess\u00e1rio derrub\u00e1-lo.”<\/p>\n O porco ouviu tudo e corre do cavalo: “Levante-se, levante-se, caso contr\u00e1rio jogue mal !!!” Mas o cavalo n\u00e3o reage e vira a cabe\u00e7a para o lado.<\/p>\n No segundo dia, o veterin\u00e1rio retorna e administra as p\u00edlulas novamente, depois diz ao agricultor:<\/p>\n “Ele n\u00e3o reage: esperamos um pouco mais. Mas n\u00e3o acho que haja nada a fazer.”<\/p>\n O porco ouviu tudo e ainda corre do cavalo: “Voc\u00ea deve ABSOLUTAMENTE reagir: veja o que mais \u00e9 problema !!!”. Mas o cavalo nada.<\/p>\n No terceiro dia, o veterin\u00e1rio verifica a aus\u00eancia de progresso e, voltando-se para o fator: “D\u00ea-me o rifle: \u00e9 hora de abater aquela pobre fera”.<\/p>\n O porco corre desesperadamente do cavalo: “Voc\u00ea deve reagir, \u00e9 a \u00faltima chance, por favor, eles v\u00e3o te matar!” O cavalo ent\u00e3o se levanta abruptamente e come\u00e7a a correr, saltar sobre obst\u00e1culos e sugerir passos de dan\u00e7a.<\/p>\n O fator \u00e9 muito feliz e dirigido ao veterin\u00e1rio, ele diz: “Obrigado !!! Voc\u00ea \u00e9 um m\u00e9dico maravilhoso, ele fez um milagre! N\u00f3s absolutamente temos que ter uma grande festa: em breve, mate o porco !!!” Un caballo deprimido se acuesta y ya no quiere aprender a levantarse<\/strong><\/p>\n El factor desesperado, despu\u00e9s de intentarlo todo, llama al veterinario. “Tales casos son graves; lo \u00fanico que hay que hacer es tratar de administrarle estas p\u00edldoras durante un par de d\u00edas: si no reacciona, ser\u00e1 necesario derribarlo”.<\/p>\n El cerdo lo ha escuchado todo y sale corriendo del caballo: “\u00a1Lev\u00e1ntate, lev\u00e1ntate, de lo contrario lanza mal!” Pero el caballo no reacciona y gira la cabeza hacia un lado.<\/p>\n El segundo d\u00eda, el veterinario regresa y administra las p\u00edldoras nuevamente, luego le dice al agricultor:<\/p>\n “\u00c9l no reacciona: esperamos un poco m\u00e1s, pero no creo que haya nada que hacer”.<\/p>\n El cerdo lo ha escuchado todo y a\u00fan sale corriendo del caballo: “Debes ABSOLUTAMENTE reaccionar: \u00a1mira qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s es un problema!”. Pero el caballo nada.<\/p>\n En el tercer d\u00eda, el veterinario verifica la ausencia de progreso y, volviendo al factor: “Dame el rifle: es hora de derribar a esa pobre bestia”.<\/p>\n El cerdo huye desesperadamente del caballo: “\u00a1Debes reaccionar, es la \u00faltima oportunidad, por favor, te matar\u00e1n!” Luego el caballo se levanta bruscamente y comienza a correr, saltar sobre los obst\u00e1culos e insinuar pasos de baile.<\/p>\n El factor es muy feliz y dirigido al veterinario, dice: “\u00a1Gracias! \u00a1Eres un m\u00e9dico maravilloso, hizo un milagro! \u00a1Absolutamente tenemos que hacer una gran fiesta: arriba, pronto, \u00a1mata al cerdo!” Ihhashi elicindezelekile lilele futhi alisayikufunda ukuvuka<\/strong><\/p>\n Isici esibucayi, ngemva kokuzama konke, kubiza i-vet. “Amacala anjalo angath\u00ed sina; okuwukuphela kwento okufanele uyenze ukuzama ukuthola izinsuku ezimbalwa ukuze amnike amaphilisi: uma engasabele, kuzodingeka amlethe phansi.”<\/p>\n Ingulube izwile konke futhi igijima ehhashi: “Vuka, vuka, kungenjalo uphonsa kabi !!!” Kodwa ihhashi alikwenzi futhi lijika ikhanda layo eceleni.<\/p>\n Ngosuku lwesibili i-vet ibuya futhi iqondise amaphilisi futhi, bese ikhuluma nomlimi:<\/p>\n “Akaphenduli: silinde isikhathi eside kodwa angicabangi ukuthi kukhona okumele ngikwenze.”<\/p>\n Ingulube izwile konke futhi isaqhubeka igijima ihhashi: “Kumele u-ABSOLUTELY asabele: bheka ukuthi yini enye inkathazo !!!”. 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\nCeux-ci, arriv\u00e9s sur place, visitent l’animal et disent au fermier:<\/p>\n
\nLa morale zen: FAITES TOUJOURS VOS FAITS<\/p>\n
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\nEstes, chegados no local, visitam o animal e contam ao agricultor:<\/p>\n
\nMoral Zen: SEMPRE FA\u00c7A SEUS FATOS<\/p>\n
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\n\u00c9stos, llegaron al lugar, visitaron al animal y le dijeron al granjero:<\/p>\n
\nLa moral zen: SIEMPRE HAZ TUS HECHOS<\/p>\n
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\nLawa, afika lapho, vakashela isilwane bese utshela umlimi:<\/p>\n
\nIzindlela zokuziphatha zikaZen: KUNGENZEKA YAKHO IZINQUBO ZAKHO<\/p>\n
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